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Images Hack
Imageshack a popular Web 2.0 image hosting application was hacked tonight by a group calling themselves Anti-Sec.
They replaced every image hosted by the site with an image that contains their manifesto:
It is ironic that the name of the website is ImageShack ie:
Image Shack
Arranged another way it is:
Images Hack
What I find more interesting, however, is that this quite elegantly shows the problems inherent in Web 2.0.
The Pastor’s Ass
The Pastor’s Ass
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and It won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey That he entered it in the Race Again, and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of Publicity that he ordered the
Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline Read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS
This was too much for the bishop, so he Ordered the pastor to get
Rid Of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a Nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted The following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to Get rid of the donkey, so she Sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the bishop, so he Ordered the nun to buy back the Donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is ……. . Being Concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your Life.
So be yourself and enjoy life…
Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and
You’ll be a lot happier and live longer!
Posted by Taylor Lubezki at XstreetSL.com Forums
https://www.xstreetsl.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=512989
Spam Email Titles – An Interpretation
Was checking my spam folder for mis-filtered emails when I became inspired by some of the email titles.
Don’t hate the scales – start loving them.
A new form of diet?
Don’t let her down ever again
Chase away your bedroom blues
Always be rock hard and ready for action
